Oh my god how am I going to get this done? I had so much time to at least start this! What is my deal?! Every time it's the same thing. I'll put it off, put it off, put it off making a string of excuses as to why it can wait. Then BAM! Here it is 11 pm the night before it's due. God, I am suuuuch an idiot. You'd think I'd learn from doing this a million times before, but noooooo, I keep doing it. I'm going to be miserable for the next two days, absolutely miserable. Coffee will be my best friend. I'll have to get some. Then that'll keep me up late tonight. Then I'll have to get coffee tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day. It's a vicious circle. I'll be addicted to coffee forever. You know how much money I'll waste at Dunkin Donuts? Because I refuse to make coffee myself because it just doesn't taste the same. They always make it the perfect sweetness. But it's always so hot. Why do they have to make it so hot? What if you really wanted to drink it right away? You'd burn your tongue off. Literally off. Then do you know how hard it would be to talk? You'd have to get a parrot that perched itself on your shoulder that could talk for you like the guy in Pirates of the Caribbean. What's the right way to say that word anyway? Is it "cara-bee-in" or "cuh-rib-bee-in"? Does it matter? I wonder how natives say it. Maybe I should take a survey. |